mothersancoeur:

Chat Noir is a perfect character because when given a miraculous every other character takes it very seriously and usually acts like themselves but more responsible, and then Chat Noir acts like a weird furry cat boy for some reason. Nothing about the cat miraculous requires he runs around on all fours and makes cat puns he does that for the love of the game.

only-cat-memes:

lylahammar:

lylahammar:

idk if this is a boomer take but I think ppl should make more of an effort to go see movies in theaters bc I couldn’t bear it if the movie theater industry went down and the only way to watch movies was through streaming I’m not strong enough

Actually I’ll make it even more boomer because I genuinely think it’s a good thing for people to have a reason to put down social media for an hour or two and just focus all their attention on a movie together and get fully immersed like I think that’s good practice for our attention spans and ultimately for our mental health (unless you’re a person who uses your phone during the movie in the theater in which case uh idk die)

prohaloplayer:

your mom is a baked potato your dad’s dumb ass is asparagus and you are a god damn green bean

lesbianzacian:

I imagine Luxray’s x-ray vision would be helpful in hospitals

fair-itself:

anachronistic-cat:

only-tiktoks:

This is important.

This is what people are.

We want to be useful, and we want to make people happy

Pay attention to this.

Motherfucker effortlessly whipped out a balloon animal while talking about entropy and looking like a regular contributor to the Washington Post. I wish him nothing but the best in life

specterthief:

pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:

pippenpaddlopsicopolisthethird:

I’m looking through powerpoint templates for a class presentation and was absolutely blown away by this one. I don’t care what the topic is supposed to be, all of my future powerpoints have to have the Wizard

ALT

transparent gay rights wizard for all your transparent gay rights wizard needs

this seemed obligatory

batneko:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

let’s put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of

“didn’t they already do this with—” no. put them in a slasher film. put them in a BLOODBATH. put this van full of weirdoes in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario i have FAITH in them

THEY’D DO WELL IN SAW

okay I’m thinking about this

not Saw specifically but a slasher with a legit body count. Summer camp slashers are overplayed but I think it really works because it’s the type of thing the Scooby gang WOULD get caught up in.

like some of the counselors didn’t show up (got got) so the head counselor calls his younger cousin to see if him and his friends can fill in last minute. They show up and they’re a bunch of nerds, one of them even has an anxiety dog, and they don’t have a big role at first. It seems like the movie is setting them up as cannon fodder.

and then the deaths start and suddenly the nerds are locked the fuck in. The little one with the glasses actually fixed the phone line and is taking stock of all their supplies in case the vehicles go out. The counselor’s cousin who seemed like a himbo has set up a perimeter and made makeshift alarms for all the doors and windows, knows all the entry points. The anxious one and his dog are keeping the mood up with the snacks and activities that were supposed to be for the kids, making sure nobody panics and starts making dumb decisions. Somebody tried to grab the redhead and she flipped him over and had him zip-tied before anybody noticed. Weren’t they a D&D group or something? What is happening???

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

strongermonster:

was visiting a friend who has a farm, and one of the chickens has a home made flared cone on, so i asked what was up with that and she said “that’s diesel, and she’s suicidal” so obviously i went ??? and she pressed the door lock on her truck fob so the truck beeped, and this dumbass bird SPRINTED full tilt across the garden to shove her head in the tailpipe. she has to be locked up and coned so she doesn’t gulp down toxic fumes direct from the pipe for some idiot bird reason. she is obsessed with doing this and has to be locked up any time someone is using a vehicle.

i told her i posted about this and she has an update (which i guess content warning for animal harm [the animal did it to it’s damn fool self])

she found this out the first time when she auto-started her truck to warm it up before work one below-freezing morning and came out ~5 minutes later to find (the then unnamed) diesel with her head stuffed in the tail pipe hanging limply by her idiot neck and thought that she was dead, ran over and pulled her out, and the chicken went “oh hi! anyways mind if i get back in there?” and did it a-fucking-gain??

best guess is bc she feeds her chickens with a pvc gravity pipe like this

and despite having ~40 other chickens who don’t fuck this up, diesel went “food comes from tubes, this is tube, ∴ this is the ~secret~ food hole that the others do not know about. i will be rewarded with golden seed for being the cleverest of them all :)” and is now on 24/7 vehicle related suicide watch. fine line between docile and dumb sometimes.

my artists rendition of the morning in question

motok-wolf:

czech-hunter-reject:

simpl animol

your-dads-filing-cabinet:

kittydesade:

nightcrawler-fan:

thedeadtravelfast:

scrabbleknight:

raevenlywrites:

virtualgirladvance:

catboybiologist:

tiktoksijustthinkareneat:

Love conversations where every single participant has certified Issues

One guys issue is not knowing vampires are real. I feel him

Love burying the lead “he’s 33 I’m 22-” bitch he is 433 give or take

He doesn’t know how to divide by 2.

@nightcrawler-fan @iceandbone

…why does this have better writing than most actual comedy series about fantasy characters?

…. is one of those guys Blade?

schistcity:

schistcity:

schistcity:

carebewear:

I do often think about how the origin of “he would not fucking say that” was in reference to a post which depicted Cartman SouthPark responding politely when asked for his pronouns

meme phrases are so mobile and versatile and that’s really really beautiful but i’m always thinking about the first “she x on my y til i z” being “she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge” and the first “fork found in kitchen” coming from a tweet about sehun from exo being spotted at a gay bar. like sometimes you just utterly nail it the very first time and no variation of the joke is going to be better.

EXACTLY.

a small collection

draconym:

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging … but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà–

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

pingintech:

reggiemess:

reggiemess:

reggiemess:

Sometimes people think they’re dealing with a Torment Nexus but what they actually have is a Jumanji. And sometimes people think something’s a Jumanji but oops it’s a Torment Nexus.

Now. Sometimes you have a third thing- you’ll have yourself a Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. And buddy, I can’t help you there.

So a Torment Nexus is something that is either a metaphor for a larger societal problem (e.g. The Platform, The Long Walk) or a social issue/trend taken to an exaggerated extreme (e.g. The Purge), with a lot of shades of grey in between (e.g. Squid Game). If it isn’t about a larger societal issue/trend/structure it isn’t a Torment Nexus.

A Jumanji can be dangerous and high-stakes (to the characters), but it doesn’t need to have a metaphor or lesson, it can easily just be a “Would this be fucked up or what?” situation (e.g. a lotta Goosebumps stories). If there IS a lesson/metaphor, it will be on a smaller scale like psychological issues (e.g. Magnus Archives), family/relationship issues (e.g. Zathura), or about a specific topic (e.g. Magic School Bus). Large-scale social issues may be present (after all, Everything Is Political), but they take a definite backseat.

Now. A Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory is a trap based around morality and vices. These can be cultural, religious, or bonkers bullshit like “children shouldn’t chew gum.” There is generally not discussion or criticism of this morality system. Regardless of the morality system used, if it’s not a trap, it’s not a Chocolate Factory.

examples of a willy wonkas chocolate factory include:

saw

the cabin in the woods

labrynth (1986)

and

Originally posted by witchkillers

pokemonarchive:

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